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About CV

Real estate investor & online entrepreneur. From cabinet making to internet marketing.

The “Shit My Dad Says”

I don’t even know how I heard about this but there is some guy who lives with his dad and he tweets all the “shit his dad days“. The guy has 345, 318 followers, I wonder how he can make money of of that? I copied and pasted a few of his more recent “Shit My Dad Says” tweets, pretty fuuny stuff. His dad sounds pretty damn crusty that’s what makes it so good, lol.

  1. “What are you listening to?…I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It’s the mustache guy and the gay man.”

  2. “I just did an hour on the gym machine. I’m sweaty and I have to shit. Where’s my fannypack, this workout is over.”

  3. “Your mother rented this film, What Happens In Vegas. I thought it was going to be non-fiction, but it’s fiction, and it’s about some idiot.

  4. “Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.”

  5. “The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.”
  6. “Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think.”
  7. “I didn’t live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don’t fix me your breakfast and pretend you’re fixing mine.”

He tweets a ton of shit, follow him and see. I still hate Twitter even though I use it, but what the hell it’s free and I like free.  Follow me on Twitter and be a sucker like me. It’s 8:44 pm and it’s time to watch a movie, night kiddies…

Las Vegas Here I Come!

It’s official I booked my flight for Las Vegas and will be there  Sunday evening.  I spoke about buying condos in Las Vegas earlier this year but I never actually did anything about it, until now. I’m ready to buy at least one 3 bedroom town house as  my vacation home, and possibly another for rental income. This has  been an unwritten goal of mine for a little while now, having  a place in  a hot climate.

How can you go wrong buying a 1500 square foot 3 bedroom townhouse, with 2 car garage that is 3 years old for $75,000 – $85,000?  Easy, you can’t. I don’t give a shit about the “recession”, or the swine flu or whatever else the media is shoving down our throats. I’m pretty stoked about having  a place in a hot climate. When the weather turns to crap here I’ll be jumping on a plane south. I plan on staying at least 1-2 months per year, at least until the kids get into elementary school.

photos below are one of the townhouses I will be checking out, so amazing!!!

I have a bunch of stuff to think about after I buy my place:

  1. transportation when we are down there (we can bring my wifes Honda Civic that’s been in storage for the last 4 years, & leave it there…)
  2. furnishing the place (no Ikea in Vegas I checked…)
  3. household stuff (cooking utensils, TV, dishes etc…)

Am I nervous? Yes, but this is something I’ve been wanting for a little while. The prices have stabilized in Las Vegas but they are still super cheap, 50% of what they were before the sh*t hit the fan in the U.S. The time to act is now, before prices start increasing. What the hell can you buy in Vancouver, for $85,000? Nothing you got it. Anyone can buy a place in Las Vegas with a retarded low price like that.

Here is a link to 15  condos my realtor  David Brownell emailed me to look at. Take a look at what you can get for $85,000 U.S!!! Why the hell are we in Vancouver?!? I can’t get over the prices down there, I mean seriously. A 3 bedroom 1500 square foot condo built in 2005 in Vancouver would easily be $300,000!!!

Hopefully by next week I can blog about my new condo in Vegas (pictures too)! I’m out.[ad]

The $7,000 Profit Daily Goal – Watch It Happen

It’s been a while since I posted about my financial goals. I left those goals private in the past year or so because I have friends who read this blog and I didn’t want them to think I was bragging and trying to act like Mr. Cool ( far from it actually..).

MotionGroove.com  started  out as personal  site to showcase my web design talents back in 2002-2oo2 since then web design is no longer part of my occupation. I only design for myself and my own projects.  So I’m not here to brag about how much I make. I post my financial goals just for me so I have a number to reach. Writing down my goals keeps me focused and on track to reaching my goals.

My goal is to make $7,000 profit per day consistently. I have actually reach $10,000 in profit before so I know it is totally doable. The time frame for my goal to happen is by November, 14 (my bday).  Now that I wrote down my goal is forces me to put my mind into action to make this goal a reality. I have hit all my goals on this blog, and I plan on this one happening as well.

Writing down my goals holds me personally responsible. I’m not the kind of person who says shit and then doesn’t follow through.  Why say it if you don’t mean it?

So there it is, 7k day profit by November 14, 2009!

This has to be a consistent daily profit, not a one time thing or every now and then. I want $7,000 profit daily, meaning every day!

Internet marketing enables regular people to make huge money. I know guys, who are 22yrs old making $100,000 profit per day! Crazy? It’s nuts but very true. I will do whatever it takes to make that $7,000 profit per day. I want to buy more condos and I want to buy at least 3 more of them (probably) by spring on 2010.

I sound like a nutjob now? Good, the crazier it sounds the better it is. Wait and see as my goals manifest into reality. The power of the law of attraction is bigger than all of us.

I’m out, time to go shopping at MetroTown and spoil wifey a little bit.[ad#ad-1]

The Changing Face Of My Street, Normandy Drive

While I was working on my computer from home I heard what sounded like a house being torn down… Surprise 2 houses away from me there are 2 houses in a row ready to get torn down, I got the first one on camera. The second house will go down 3 days from now. It’s amazing how many old homes have been torn down since I moved into this neighbourhood, the place looks like a new subdivision now.

Once they complete a home here it will sell for over a million dollars, welcome to Vancouver real estate.

Enjoy the destruction…

the salvaged the aluminum gutters for scrap metal…

I see a toilet…

another one bites the dust, the green home next to this pile of ruble is the  next to go in 3 days.

Pictures Of Boats And Stuff

Took 1/2 a day off and took the family to New Brighton Park. The kids played on the swings while I snapped photos of stuff I saw. Some times you just need to say “f*ck it”, and play hooky. I’m the boss so it doesn’t really matter too much. Funny thing is that I always feel guilty when I play hooky, so lame..

The results of my 1/2 day off are below..

welcome to New Brighton Park

freighter docked at the Wheat Pool in Burrad Inlet

freight front view

Second Narrows Bridge

you tell me what this is? It’s part of the Wheat Pool

Just tuggin along….

Koma graffiiti on weather hopper train