The “Shit My Dad Says”

I don’t even know how I heard about this but there is some guy who lives with his dad and he tweets all the “shit his dad days“. The guy has 345, 318 followers, I wonder how he can make money of of that? I copied and pasted a few of his more recent “Shit My Dad Says” tweets, pretty fuuny stuff. His dad sounds pretty damn crusty that’s what makes it so good, lol.

  1. “What are you listening to?…I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It’s the mustache guy and the gay man.”

  2. “I just did an hour on the gym machine. I’m sweaty and I have to shit. Where’s my fannypack, this workout is over.”

  3. “Your mother rented this film, What Happens In Vegas. I thought it was going to be non-fiction, but it’s fiction, and it’s about some idiot.

  4. “Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.”

  5. “The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.”
  6. “Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think.”
  7. “I didn’t live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don’t fix me your breakfast and pretend you’re fixing mine.”

He tweets a ton of shit, follow him and see. I still hate Twitter even though I use it, but what the hell it’s free and I like free.  Follow me on Twitter and be a sucker like me. It’s 8:44 pm and it’s time to watch a movie, night kiddies…

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