I don’t even know how I heard about this but there is some guy who lives with his dad and he tweets all the “shit his dad days“. The guy has 345, 318 followers, I wonder how he can make money of of that? I copied and pasted a few of his more recent “Shit My Dad Says” tweets, pretty fuuny stuff. His dad sounds pretty damn crusty that’s what makes it so good, lol.
- “What are you listening to?…I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It’s the mustache guy and the gay man.”
- “I just did an hour on the gym machine. I’m sweaty and I have to shit. Where’s my fannypack, this workout is over.”
- “Your mother rented this film, What Happens In Vegas. I thought it was going to be non-fiction, but it’s fiction, and it’s about some idiot.
- “Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.”
- “The dog is not bored, it’s a fucking dog. It’s not like he’s waiting for me to give him a fucking rubix cube. He’s a god damned dog.”
- “Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in tennessee, I think.”
- “I didn’t live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don’t fix me your breakfast and pretend you’re fixing mine.”
He tweets a ton of shit, follow him and see. I still hate Twitter even though I use it, but what the hell it’s free and I like free. Follow me on Twitter and be a sucker like me. It’s 8:44 pm and it’s time to watch a movie, night kiddies…