I have been a tour guide the last week, while my parents have come down for a visit. We checked out a bunch of the casino hotels and for this post we visited The Venetian, as well as New York, New York. The go balls out in these hotels because they want you to come and visit them, so they do super elaborate things that will blow you away.

seriously, this is funny as hell. I have nothing against anyone I just thought this was funny.

This is inside the Venetian hotel, they have their own water ways in the hotel, and also outside of it. It’s truly insane..

This is a town square inside The Venetian hotel, it looks like it’s daytime even thought it was 8:00 pm… Unreal..

Merry Christmas

the gondolas coming down the canal. The lineup to get on a gondola was easily over 1.5 hours.

This is inside New York, New York Hotel, it looks like they pulled it brick from brick from lower Manhattan and brought it out here to the desert. Balls out!

This is inside a hotel, complete with Sirrico’s Italian pizza place and GreenBurg’s Jewish deli, just like NYC. Which way to Brooklyn? Fugedaboutit!

Yes this is in a hotel..

Us rolling back to North Las Vegas from the strip, how peaceful, awwwwwwww.

Some friends and family wanted to see video of our place here in Las Vegas, so I did a quick video of the place room to room. This is what you can get for $100,00 US, in a foreclosure market and this is the more expensive condos on the market, amazing deals here in Vegas.

Anyways the video is below, I need to get on the exercise bike at the gym to burn ff some of the Doritos I ate last night, ugh!

Las Vegas has an insane highway system compared to what I am used to (Vancouver). We got lost a few times but I made my way back to home base eventually. I need to buy a printer so I can print directions to and from places, so I won't get lost anymore! It sucks!!! Today we went down to the strip to kill some time and check out the lions that are located in the MGM casino, pretty wild. One of the lion handlers was actually sleeping and cuddling with one of the baby tigers, NUTS! I took some video of the silly shit that happens on the Las Vegas strip. This place is soo cheezy it makes it cool to be here. I think everyone in Vegas was born with chrome rims on their cars, lol. I love it. What else would you expect from Vegas, a farting ass of course nice ass, lol.. Not were still in Vegas this is NOT Paris!  half  price lawyers, lol. Seem like a really bad idea to let these douche bags defend you for ANYTHING! Penn & Teller whole bus advertisement Elvis & Michael Jackson? M&M… Andrew Dice Clay, there is nothing else to say… heading back home to North Las Vegas watch the video below, people are retards…

America is a f*cked up place, they go to Afghanistan and Iraq to help people but in their own backyards they have some amazing problems. While surfing YouTube.com a few years back I typed in “Detriot ghettos”, this was before the “recession”. Most people know that Detroit is the biggest dump of sh*t in the USA. If you compare Iraq to Detroit they almost look just as bad, it’s completely insane.  Ans, since the recession things in Detroit have gotten much, much worse. Think of all the bailouts to the auto manufacturers, well they all went to Detroit based car companies such as GM, Ford and Chrysler. There are tons of layoffs and unemployed in the Motor City..

Next time you support US troops think again, the U.S. government should be cleaning up at home before they go over seas to“help people” ,  steal oil. There is no money in helping people but there sure is in oil sales.

You need to see these videos to appreciate where you live, unless you live in Detroit.. Oh and Detroit is also America’s most dangerous city. On  Halloween in Detroit they call it “Devils Night“, which has since since stopped because it got so out of control in 1984 that teens burned 800  of the abandoned homes that line the streets of Detroit’s neighbourhoods. Unreal this is in the USA.

The last week, the weather in Vancouver has gone downhill to say the least ( can’t wait to be in Vegas baby!). It did however break up Saturday afternoon for a nice walk in Central park in Burnaby. It looks like Central Park has been overtaken by squirrels, everywhere. I took a bunch of pics of the squirrel madness and my daughter was scared and had fun at the same time, little bastards.

They were pretty aggressive, I’m not sure why but they are NOT scared of humans in that park!

live hardcore action of insane squirrels attacking!

Squirrels, squirrels everywhere!

Black squirrels everywhere!

Grey squirrels everywhere!

This squirrel looks like he got the sh*t beat out of him, stealing another squirrels acorn perhaps???

Photogenic squirrel

Mr. Mallard

the pond at Central Park, amazing Fall colors..

pefect day for a walk in the trail

Police cruiser in an accident on Boundary Road in Vancouver

Crash, bang, bong, boom! This was slammed going down the wrong side of the street, police chase perhaps?

Ok enough for now, it’s 10:00 pm on the dot, time for bedtime. Wake up call is 6 AM!